- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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