- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What number comes after 29? 30.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Wanna know something funny? Your face

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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