Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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womens rights

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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