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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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