Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Barackness Monster

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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