- Anti Joke

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A mans opinion.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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