How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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