who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Penis

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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