*prepares this to get negged*

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Woman's Rights

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Womens rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Straight men can be bronies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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