- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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