How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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