Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Ron Paul for President!

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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