Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's up brah brah

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

i can't stand cripple jokes

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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