- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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