what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Rick santorum

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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