Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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