Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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