Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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obama

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