- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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