- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Rigo your a stupid ass

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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