A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

im watching you..

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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