- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

My kids are mistakes.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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