knock, knock whos there child molestor

How much Is a free app on my market?

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Oh, right

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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