- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

who is mark

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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