- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Take this and put it- No.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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