- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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