there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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your going to die

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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one day i went to bed

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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