A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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WNBA

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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