- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

"knock knock" "Come in"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Flop dog

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's funnier than 24? 25

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