- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Rick Santorum 2012

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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