Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

skurfboards we love fat kids

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Jimmy Saville

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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