- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

This sentence is false.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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