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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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