Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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you and your family will die tonight

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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poopoo

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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