There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Womens rights

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

24!

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Womens rights.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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