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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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