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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

You know what's catchy? A cold

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

ass in my face ? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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