Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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I pooped my pants

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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