- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

The Holocaust.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

A young baby died.

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