If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jason Connor.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Women's rights.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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