- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

knock knock Come in!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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