- Anti Joke

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.