- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Chicken penis.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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