whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Anti Joke

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