Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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oooh look a banshee

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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I am a nigger.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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