Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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