Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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No.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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ginger

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Anti Joke

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