How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

captcha: all yer base

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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