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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Obama

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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