- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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