Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

An atheist walks into a church

Penis

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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