- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A women president

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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