- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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