- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

its snowing on mount fuji

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